Rule one about Fight Club [CLOSED]

Oddpaw was hidden behind the huge leafy bush, she barely fit in it now. She remembered when she was a kit and had embarrassed herself in front of all the warriors.

She hid there awhile watching warriors and apprentices move through the camp entrance. She spotted a familiar friendly shape, Scorchpaw! She decided to practice her stalking, she tip-toed around the bush stalking her friend. She waited behind him quietly hoping he wouldn't notice her, quietly cackling to herself.

Scorchpaw padded around the camp, getting lost in thought deciding what do do in the rest of his spare time. Fur's clean, patrol's done, at least for now... He just slowly paced around the camp, wandering around his own thoughts. Unaware that his friend was watching him like a warrior stalking a mouse.

Oddpaw got as close as she could behind Scorchpaw before springing her trap card. She pounced on him, pinning him down. She triumphantly whispered in his ear "Try and get out of THIS!". She batted his ears with sheathed paws to annoy him.

Scorchpaw froze and went silent for a second, the wave of surprise of being suddenly pinned. Was someone invading? As he slowly realized the 'intruder' was his friend batting at his ears, he quickly sighed as he smirked. "Well, take this counter-attack!" he muttered back. He started to swipe the fur on his paws across her whiskers to 'fight back'.

Oddpaw got off Scorchpaw, she eyed him up, looking for his weak spots. She circled around him preparing to launch a deadly attack.

Scorchpaw drew his lips back in a smile as he got to his paws. He placed them around his body and his fur fluffed up, his stance in a defensive position as his opponent prepared to strike.

Oddpaw charged at Scorchpaw's soft belly, trying to barrel him over.

Scorchpaw was knocked off his paws from his friend's charge, and let himself go loose and roll onto his side. He then gently kicked Oddpaw off before rolling onto his paws again. He then tackled her, albeit not that forcefully, and hopped backwards as his fluffy tail wagged side to side.

"Oh, you got me! I'm dead!" Oddpaw mewed as she flopped on the floor. Peeking at Scorchpaw to see how he'd react.

"Victory is mine!" he playfully mrowed as his tail flicked, "No intruder will get passed me."

Oddpaw smirked as she kicked at Scorchpaw's paws, knocking him over so he came thudding down beside her. She let out a mrrrrw of triumph.

Scorchpaw yelped a tiny bit as Oddpaw suddenly kicked his legs and hit the ground. He took a quick breath before laughing. "No fair, you were supposed to be dead!" he pawed her ear as he smirked.

Oddpaw purred and nudged her friend, she lay beside him gently kicking him with her back legs. "Well maybe I'm a magical StarClan cat?" she chuckled.